February 2010
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Needs AARP membership at age 25...
Chris: Do you know if we have a large plastic cutting board?
Kaci: (looking aghast) Seriously?
Chris: I know we have a small one and a wooden one. I just can't remember if we have a large plastic one.
Kaci: Of course we have a plastic one. We've had it for months. You use it frequently. If I go into the kitchen and find it...
Chris: No no no. Stay here! Finish eating breakfast!
We walk into the kitchen. I open the dishwasher. Lo and behold! The large cutting board.
Chris: Oh God. I put that in there. I even scrubbed it for like three minutes. Keep an eye on me, Kaci. Old age is already setting in.
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January 2010
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Goal #5 for 2010: Stop stressing out so freakin'...
One of my goals this year is to stop stressing out so much. I’m almost always a big ball of stress and nerves. As you can imagine, it makes being around me not so pleasant sometimes. I’m starting to realize I need some help on this one, so help a girl out! I’ll post the responses I receive here… How do you cope with stress?
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This American Life Hiring Part-time, Temporary,... →
I’d totally apply if they didn’t need me during regular business hours.
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“You leave old habits behind by starting out with the thought, ‘I release the...”
– Wayne Dyer (via brokenmachine)
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“One of the hardest moments in life is deciding when to give up and when to try...”
– (via runawaytrain) (via brokenmachine)
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Lavanna Martin paints people in coffee shops in Austin. They don’t know it and the paintings usually take between 2 and 30 minutes. IN-FREAKIN’-CREDIBLE. Somebody give this lady a grant, so she can paint around the country! Check out more of her stuff at her website:http://lavanna.com/
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i regret to inform you that i am unable to accept...
daniellefaletra: alyssamarzolf: The Ultimate Rejection Letter Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department. ...
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No one goes out on Saturdays!
Chris: I'm gonna go shower...
Kaci: (Look of utter shock)
Chris: (while glaring) and then we should go out.
Kaci: But it's Saturday!
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“How do you say goodbye to someone you can’t imagine living without? I didn’t say...”
– Elizabeth, My Blueberry Nights (via brokenmachine)
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Recycle Your Running Shoes →
RecycledRunners.com shows you where you can recycle your old running shoes… Good to know when I go buy new shoes for the 1/2 marathon coming up!
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