Maybe he just eats alotta apples?

Kaci:	You know what I've noticed? My co-worker smells like apples. It's kinda nice.
Chris:	hahaha That is nice! I want a smell like that, but I don't know where to get something that doesn't smell like chemicals.
Kaci:	Yeah, I'll ask him how he manages to smell like that.
Chris:	That sounds awkward
Kaci:	Dude, I'm Madame Awkward. This is what I *do*.