Self-Aware Nerd Talks About Self-Aware Computers

Chris:	Really it's closer to the (to continue the Star Trek references) on-board computer rather than Data.
Chris:	Data is self-aware whereas the ship's computer is not.
Chris:	God that's nerdy.

Chris’s Feedback Haiku About My New Ebay Camera

Found scratch on the lens.
Seller says she didn’t know.
I am skeptical.

(Did you know Ebay only gives you 80 characters to describe a transaction? That’s not even a full tweet. What. the. hell.)

(Source: kaci)

Obviously, I'm a vampire.

Chris:	Are you feeling better?
Kaci:	Yeah, I haven't been able to sleep all day, but I feel better for sure.
Kaci:	No more fevers. And I've had a real appetite back. And I feel stronger.
Chris:	Yay!
Chris:	Oh my god you're a vampire
Kaci:	MU HAHAHAHA
Chris:	*glare*
Kaci:	*sparkle*
Kaci:	Wot?
Chris:	*double glare*

It makes me feel better

Kaci:	Fever of 102…. Mom thinks it's the Flu.
Chris:	Oh no! Where are you?
Kaci:	Your side of the bed… boooooop

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Best Valentine EVER.

I <3 you, Chris!

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Celebrating our 7 year anniversary! Who woulda thought?

Lots of stinky, slobbery love to you, Chris!

NO GELATO FOR YOU

Kaci:	I weighed myself this morning. I'm not at my heaviest yet, but I'm well on my way. It made me quite sad.
Chris:	Hmm, time for more biking? Less bad food? I feel like I need to do the same thing.
Kaci:	What I want to lose is less than 1% of my total weight, but when I start thinking of pounds in terms of like… ground beef or chicken or something… it makes me feel ill.
Chris:	hahahahahaha! I don't think you can think of it that way
Kaci:	How else would you think of it?
Kaci:	You have to visualize it somehow!
Chris:	Ugh. I guess it's motivating.
Kaci:	Indeed! Bike ride! This weekend! I want to go on a 10+ mile bike ride. I want my ass to burn.
Chris:	Ooooo! I can do that!
Kaci:	Can we go biking *to* someplace?
Chris:	I think that's a great idea.
Kaci:	Maybe we should bike towards gelato.
Chris:	That's the spirit!
Kaci:	Enabler.
Chris:	NO GELATO FOR YOU

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The birthday boy!

Poop Sheets... Go right ahead and picture *that*!

Kaci:	Holy shit. I want this. It's not a bath towel. It's a bath *sheet*. A sheet!
Chris:	hahaha! That sounds awesome.
Kaci:	Like… not a cake… a sheet cake.
Chris:	Or… not a poop, a sheet poop.